|Just so terrible.|
|Ants and rot and disgustingness|
Insanity is a valuable commodity, especially when it is in such short supply. So I decided to import a little. His name is Andy and he is actually a fine custom cabinet maker and expert carpenter who makes designer spiral staircases and whatnot. Somehow, a mutual friend convinced him to go slumming over here with me. I felt foolish calling him, but I did.
I'm really glad I did.
See, I had this plan. I went out and bought wood to build supports for my bottle jacks and was going to jack up floor joists in multiple locations and probably would have spent about half of today out there getting everything ready to go to work.
Instead, Andy showed up and I told him essentially what we would be doing for the day. I left him back there while I went inside to get my tools and stuff. I came back out to see this.
|Well OK then.|
|The hole where the disgusting used to be. Surrounded by more disgusting.|
We kept ripping things out while we attempted to find out just how extensive the damage was. We needed to know how bad it was before we formulated a plan on how to fix it.
It was pretty bad.
|The sill was rotten, the floor was rotten, the frame was rusty.|
|The ants were having babies and the babies were rotten.|
|The rot and ants extended the length of the place.|
|Rotten birds had built a foot-tall nest in the wall|
|The ants were listening to Barry White and procreating in record numbers.|
Luckily, I had Andy.
Andy can do most anything. Including, figure a creative way out of this mess.
We had a problem. The construction technique, and this seems to come up over and over and over again, is they bring in the metal frame and build the floor. Then, they install the interior walls on top of the floor along with appliances and cabinets and everything. Then, they install the outer walls and finish it off by dropping the lid/roof on top of everything. The walls sit on the subflooring, and in many cases, on the floor covering.
And it was rotten. Comes apart in your hand rotten. Putting a fresh joist under a rotten subfloor didn't seem smart. Not to mention the rotten wall sill. Oh yeah, and the joist is attached partially by nails that are put in before the walls are up. Yeah, there are walls up there now. It's kind of harder to nail it in place.
Did I mention the rotten wall studs? It turns out ants and rot like wall studs too. There were many that were partially rotted through and two that were totally rotten. We pulled the rotten ones and Andy managed to get in there and cut away the rotten parts of the rest. But, how to fasten them in place?
Andy came up with an idea.
He cut away the sill, the subfloor, the studs, anything that was rotted out. It appeared as though there was enough healthy wood in there to salvage. He ripped lengths of my 3/4 inch plywood flooring and screwed it in under the healthy subfloor and extended it all the way out to the edge. Then, the plan was to rip the joists down to fit the new distance. The studs would be custom cut out and fill the space where the rotten flooring had been. He would use dovetail joints and...OK, so not the last part. He likes cabinets, but we didn't have all day.
We got it all back together and things were looking up.
|Fresh wood, no ROT! Looking good.|
|You know what that means...|
Something had to go wrong.
|Note the location of the hole above the bolt.|
So we pulled it all out and got busy.
Of course, we ran out of time. I still had another trip to the hardware store and dinner and everything. So, it still sits out there undone. Tomorrow.
Back at it tomorrow.